I’ve accomplished everything I wanted out of life, like way beyond my wildest dreams. Anything from here on is just icing. Seriously, if you find out that I died tomorrow, I’m fine. Don’t be sad for me, because I’m not sad. I died with a smile on my face.

There is no poverty in life when you have a loving, peaceful, happy family. They are a gift which cannot be bought nor traded for gold.

I am infected with your stupidity.

The closing ceremonies and the concert (are) the pillar of orientation week. It is a spirit issue.

Hey, why don't we ever do this cool s**t to my house?

I have to be horrible at everything or else it wouldn't be me.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the sh*t kicked out of me by a girl.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm surrounded by morons.

I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt.

It works awful, which actually turns out good, ... We hate each other. It's a love-hate relationship.